Sarcasm is my only defense.

My parents and I got into an argument tonight. This is how arguments happen in our household.

Me: I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep
Mom: Aww honey that's so sweet
Me: Yeah we got totally lost
Dad: Of course you did
Me: Yeah up in the back woods
Mom: Oh that's scary
Me: Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-
Dad: YOU WHAT!?
Me: I stopped the car?
Dad: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Me: We were lost..
Dad: HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?
Mom: HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-
Mom: DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.
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