Sarcasm is my only defense.

Let me explain you a fucking thing

The next fuck truck that tells me that I would look so much better without makeup is going to get it I swear. If I have to hear that no boys are gonna like me with all that gunk on my face I’m gonna bust a cap in someone’s ass. Everything I do is not in hopes to solidify a fucking mate. Boys are awesome, totally. But they aren’t the freaking reason I get up in the morning. Like momma didn’t raise no fool. If I wanted to pull a man I would pull a fucking man. I wear a shit ton of make up and color on my face cause it makes ME happy. I honestly don’t give a fuck about anyone else. If you don’t like how my face looks TURN THE FUCK AROUND. Like listen pepe le douche, I don’t care if men like a more natural look. Men can kiss my bedazzled fucking ass. But Wes, if you wear so much make up and then you don’t you’ll turn the boys off and they won’t even recognize you! GOOD! I hope no one recognizes me that way when I cover myself I your blood and people are like who the fuck is that, everyone will be like well its not Wes, that psychopath hasn’t even got eyeliner on. My make up is my fucking art. I paint my face the way others pain canvas. Get the fuck over it.


Like I use ACTUAL FUCKING PAINT BRUSHES.


Don’t you think I realize I don’t look like the picture perfect wife with a fucking rainbow on my eyes. I do that shit cause it makes me smile, it makes me stand out. I like that shit.


I know I’m not gonna find a suitor with that shit on BUT IT MAKES ME HAPPY SO FUCK OFF


The guys in the paddock (which is where I work at the casino) always mention it. THEY ALWAYS SAY: you’re make up looks awesome today, I can’t tell you put a lot of effort into it and it looks really cool. You’re beautiful. THEY NEVER SAY ITS TOO MUCH OR THAT ITS GOOD FOR BOYS OR WHATEVER. IT’S ALWAYS THAT I SPENT TIME ON IT AND THE FINISHED PRODUCT IS GOOD. I THINK IF THE COUNTRY BOBUMPKINS FROM WAY DOWN YONDER CAN UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN TOO


I grew up a certain way. I was always ALWAYS taught that my body IS MINE and no one else’s and as long as I wasn’t hurting anyone (including my dads wallet to an extent) I could do whatever the fuck I pleased to it. And I was always allowed to do fuck all to my body because its MINE and I think if my dad, THE REPUBLICAN FUCKING PREIST can accept and nurture that then the rest of society can also do the same.


Long fucking story short:
If something makes you happier than a little pig in shit, and it doesn’t hurt anyone else, you do that shit and you do it well cause the only person you have to please is you.


End rant.

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