Sarcasm is my only defense.

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

makexitxlater:

those ships where you never know if they’re going to make out or kill each other are my favorite kind of ships.

· sterek

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

venusaurphobia:

Being a Christian doesn’t mean you have to be anti-science. I do believe in The Big Bang Theory, I just don’t think it’s funny or deserves six seasons.

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

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deanthebrave:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

deanthebrave:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

deanthebrave:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

deanthebrave:

plaid + layers = the winchesters are players

Layers + plaid + oh crap where is dad? = supernatural season 1

layers + plaid = fuck this show is sad

Sigils + sass = “I learned that from Cas”

chuck + kevin = prophets don’t make it to heaven

Dick jokes + heaven = all of season seven

dean winchester + cas = one of them takes it up the ass

"Assbutt" + "bitch" = I think they switch..

deanthebrave:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

deanthebrave:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

deanthebrave:

plaid + layers = the winchesters are players

Layers + plaid + oh crap where is dad? = supernatural season 1

layers + plaid = fuck this show is sad

Sigils + sass = “I learned that from Cas”

chuck + kevin = prophets don’t make it to heaven

Dick jokes + heaven = all of season seven